what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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