So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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