he wants to bone in the snuggie
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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