is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Randomize
