awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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