You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize
