i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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