Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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