Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
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We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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