Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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