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clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
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we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
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we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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