Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
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she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
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He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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