The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
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Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
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If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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