I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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