I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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