I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
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help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
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You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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