how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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