Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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