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is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
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And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
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Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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