she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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