nut hugger
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Dick very happy bro
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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