Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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