just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
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My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
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You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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