Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Randomize
