yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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