physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
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The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
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...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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