Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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