After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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