its not stalking. its research.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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