Don't you send me to vm
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
why do cheetos always look like penises
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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