i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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