She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
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11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
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All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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