Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
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Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
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Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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