No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
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Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
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In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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