No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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