dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
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She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
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Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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