Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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