We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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