they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I want to be your penis for a week.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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