Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
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I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
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I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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