I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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