Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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