Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
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I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
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I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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