i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
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i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
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so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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