So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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