your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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