Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
We had to coat check the pizza.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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