2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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