How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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