why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
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I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
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No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I FOUND THE LEGS
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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