Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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