Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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