I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
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He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
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Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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